I have created a new game. By "created" I mean that I thought of it independently of anything or anyone else. I am under no illusion that I am the only one to ever think of this, but I definitely was not influenced. Lightning struck when I was pressed to entertain. This glorious creation is:
KICK TENNIS!
Ingredients: 4 people who are fun, 1 tennis court, 1 playground ball, 1 First Aid Kit.
Rules: Played doubles-style, Kick Tennis is played using tennis rules, but with only kicking. The server punts or drop kicks the ball to the other side of the net. The opposing team gets two bounces to return the serve. If the initial serve return does not make it over the net, the other member of the receiving team may attempt to kick it over the net before it bounces twice. That is nearly impossible to do, so everyone step lightly!
Warnings:
THIS GAME IS AWESOME!
YOU MIGHT TRIP ON THE BALL AND GET CONCUSSED!
YOU WILL BE WORSE AT THIS THAN YOU CAN EVEN IMAGINE!
THE SERVING TEAM WILL ALWAYS WIN THE SET!
Play this game if:
The rest of your friends wuss out and decide that they don't want to play kickball anymore, leaving you and your three cool friends to fend for themselves.
You like tennis, but wish there was more jackassery and giggling.
You went to the trouble of stealing a playground ball from an elementary school and really haven't found that many productive uses for it.
Those interested in starting a sandlot Kick Tennis team, inquire within, but don't bitch out when you get your ass kicked.
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